JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
The adults are the big ones right?
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