Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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