Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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