I'm drive I can fine osifer
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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