her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
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elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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