I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
