I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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