It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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