Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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