...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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