At least make sure they are 18
Why
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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