the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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