I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
you had me at cake vodka
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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