My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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