Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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