if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Randomize
