I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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