I just pynch a tree in the face
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Floor bacon is actually really good
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