my vag is so smooth its legendary
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
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I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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