he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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