if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
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I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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