dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
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I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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