Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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