How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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