Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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