I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
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When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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