Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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