Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
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Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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