The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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