Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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