The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
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I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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