so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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