I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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