I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
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I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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