i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
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i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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