I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
They should really pass out barf bags in church
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person