people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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