Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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