you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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