I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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