You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
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Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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