How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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