Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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