sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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