Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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