laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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