Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
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Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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