Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
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She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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