Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
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You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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