Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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