Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
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