From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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