Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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