i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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